I’m finally getting my pubes lasered. My whole body actually. And it’s brought up a predicament. Do I laser off all my hair, Brazilian style, and go with nubes (no pubes)…or do I keep a landing strip but eventually, say when I’m 70, have to deal with grubes (gray pubes)? I don’t take this decision lightly.
So, I ask those nearest and dearest to me. Starting with my boyfriend. (Well…my ex-boyfriend now, but that’s a heartbreaking story for another day.)
“Please PROMISE ME you won’t get all your hair removed,” he says.
“Are you addicted to my 70s bush?” I ask.
“Hey, I love your bush, full or trimmed. But if you take off all the hair, it looks prepubescent. Then it’s like I’m having sex with a 12-year-old. That creeps me out.”
I get that. I totally do. But then there’s this… Keep on reading…